Xanderisms 2

Another saying of Xander's that I hear at least a dozen times a day is "do you know what I'm laughing about?" Then he will tell us what is so funny.

When we are wrestling, he will tell me to "settle down, settle down, settle down".

Whenever Xander asks us a question, and we respond with a "yea" or a "nope". He says "Say Yes or No". And makes us actually say, very clearly, "yes" or "no".

I usually call Xander a "silly goof ball". To which he will reply, no you're the "silly goof puck".

He also says "I'm going to aim my cannon at you", as he bends over and farts at us.